The good, the bad, and the sublime
September 25th, 2008 § Leave a Comment
There’s been a lot of bad stuff going on recently, with the economy tanking, the threat of a McCain presidency still real, and the Mets discovering new ways to blow a spot in the playoffs. But I’ve done a good job ignoring all that, and I’ve been exceedingly happy this week. As painful as it gets on a macro level, life as it’s lived between individual people can never be all bad. Take it away, Jimmy:
Can we have more of this, please?
August 14th, 2008 § Leave a Comment
Rather than having one president with the power to do, you know, everything, why don’t we keep this three-headed setup going: one president to talk sweetly to the rest of the world and make them love us, one president to offer blustery challenges to bad guys and make us feel powerful, and one president who doesn’t do much, not screwing anything up as he does(n’t) it.
Now for something completely different
June 9th, 2008 § Leave a Comment
Though his show is less popular than it once was, millions of Americans still know the name Jerry Springer. Few, however, remember him as the former mayor of Cincinnati. Or the one-time candidate for governor of Ohio. And how many would believe he was once considered a rising star of the Democratic Party, a politician with every gift imaginable and heart to drive him for decades? The story of Jerry Springer is baffling and tragic. And beautifully told here, by Alex Blumberg on This American Life (segment starts 4 minutes in). If you don’t think you have 31 minutes to hear the full story of Jerry Springer, watch this campaign video and then decided whether you’re interested:
Update 7/7/09: Springer is apparently appearing as Billy Flynn in a London production of “Chicago.” My initial skepticism is only joined by disappointment after reading this review. I’d still be interested to see the performance, though.
Sports/Politics? Sports=Politics?
May 30th, 2008 § Leave a Comment
Last week a friend commented that I treat politics like sports: I know all the “players,” treat parties like teams, and even have statistics and history at my fingertips. I had never thought about it that way, but he’s right. Politics, the ultimately dirty game, is very much like sports, only without athleticism and with real-world issues hanging in the balance, especially for fans/junkies like me. To the extent that my interest in politics comes from my earlier love for sports, I’m proud to admit a connection. But I’m most happy when the two overlap.
Breaking the rules
May 14th, 2008 § 1 Comment
Forget the ban on politics; this list is too good to pass up: The Hill surveyed all 97 senators not running for president, asking what they would say if asked to run for vice president. There are a lot of great answers:
Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.)
“I know already who it will be: the man in charge of the search. There’s no need for me to respond. That’s how you get to be vice president.”
Sen. Bob Bennett (R-Utah)
“Of course. Big house, big car, not much to do. Why not?”
Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W.Va.)
“No, I can already preside over the Senate, and I do not enjoy spending a lot of time at ‘undisclosed locations.’ ”
Sen. Tom Carper (D-Del.)
“Yes. Sign me up. I’ve been kidding people for years: The hours are better, the wages are just as good — whoever heard of a vice president getting shot at? — and it’s a great opportunity to travel. And actually since time has gone by, the job is robust … So sure. Anybody here would, if they’re going to be honest. The chances are slim to none. But I promise you, I would deliver all three of Delaware’s electoral votes.”
Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho)
“I would say ‘No, Hillary.’ ”
Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.)
“I plan to stick with my current job until I get the hang of it.”
Sen. Mel Martinez (R-Fla.)
“I’d say, ‘Please read the Constitution.’ I wasn’t born in America; I can’t be VP.”
Sen. Roger Wicker (R-Miss.)
“The chances of that are so remote that I’m more likely to be hit by an asteroid.”
What was maybe the most honest answer came from one of the four who claimed anyone would accept the offer:
Sen. Byron Dorgan (D-N.D.)
“Are you kidding? Every senator would accept that offer. My guess is that almost every senator looks at themselves in the mirror in the morning and sees either a future president or vice president.”
And the best:
Sen. Barbara Mikulski (D-Md.)
“Absolutely. Absolutely. I think I would be great. First of all, I know how to behave at weddings and funerals. And I know how to be commander in chief. I’d bring a lot of fun to the job. We would rock the Naval Observatory.”
Best moment of the campaign
May 12th, 2008 § 2 Comments
I’ve been warned to avoid writing about politics (there’s nothing for me to add), but I believe I can post about comedy, so here’s this. This may be the best thing that will come out of the 2008 presidential campaign, even though it’s far from over: